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Sometimes I put things here.

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He was a Rabelaisian figure in the Senate and in life, instantly recognizable by his shock of white hair, his florid, oversize face, his booming Boston brogue, his powerful but pained stride. He was a celebrity, sometimes a self-parody, a hearty friend, an implacable foe, a man of large faith and large flaws, a melancholy character who persevered, drank deeply and sang loudly. He was a Kennedy.
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paulscheer:

30 Rock gets turned into a Porn

Judging from the YouTube trailer (totally safe for work except for a few bad words), it might be something even Liz Lemon–prudish 30 Rock superfans will want to actually buy. (You know, ironically and for fun!) But seriously, it’s actually disturbing how true to the show this thing is. (“Trey Jordan”: “See this chain? It was Dracula’s.” And pretty much every other line.) Someone out there in porn-making land has actually done their 30 Rockhomework — there’s even a TGS movie-parody-within-a-show-within-a-show-within-a-parody-porn scene. Color us impressed.

(The first two minutes are a strange, mostly boring parody of Cribs, so skip that and go straight to the trailer at 2:08):

(NY VULTURE)
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Final Fantasy covers Mariah Carey (via sweetsweetfantasy)

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This is how you advertise to me.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Kitten Mittens (via cfkane42)

permalink “Our rallying cry was ‘schoolhouse-Bauhaus,’ ” Mr. Beckstedt added.
(SIGH.)
Schoolhouse Décor

“Our rallying cry was ‘schoolhouse-Bauhaus,’ ” Mr. Beckstedt added.

(SIGH.)

Schoolhouse Décor

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So what’s the criteria to be asked into the Majority?
A-GAY: Me and a couple of others created a list of people that we know personally. People that are social. And it doesn’t hurt to be good-looking. But we wouldn’t necessarily not welcome unattractive gays.

The group isn’t meant to screen the A-gays from the dumpy gays?
A-GAY: Not necessarily; it’s more connected to friends and if they like another gay person. But it screens in a pretty well-dressed, attractive type. Though everyone at Condé is pretty well pulled-together.

What is the overall Majority look?
A-GAY: Professional, preppy. There’s a lot of gingham, loafers, sometimes a pocket square here and there, and a lot of madras ties. Everything from rag & bone to Gucci, Prada …

What are you wearing today?
A-GAY: I’m wearing a khaki suit I had custom-made in Asia with a white shirt. It’s a Prada cut.

Tonight’s punch in the face goes to: The Majority- Conde Nast’s Secret Club of Gays

NY Mag

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The ‘New Vintage’ Life

This morning’s punch in the face goes to…this entire slide show.

The ‘New Vintage’ Life